"Hey, Super, can we help?" -Calvin
"No, that's best left to master basters like myself." -Thurgood
"Awww." -Calvin & Juicy
"No run along, I don't want y'all watchin' me." -Thurgood

"I bet the devil himself couldn't make a better gumbo." -Haiti Lady
"You think so?" -Thurgood
"I could ask." -Haiti Lady

"I gotta warn y'all, I have the refined taste of an aristocat." -Thurgood

"Where'd you get that thing?" -Thurgood
"It's a fire extinguisher. We have them on every wall, you know." -Muriel
"Oh, is that was that is? I thought those was jet packs for an upcoming race war." -Thurgood

"Can't sleep. Must get mind off Juicy. So upset, can't use pronouns." -Thurgood

"Welcome to the first annual Hilton Jacobs Gumbo Cook-off. Sponsored by Ho's Chinese Chow, and Chow's Chinese Hos. An hour later you'll be hungry for more, and then some. Okay, now let's meet our contestants. Our first contestant should know a thing or two about Seoul food. He's from Korea. Tell us, Jimmy, to cook meat by the pound or from the pound?" -Walter
"Hey, I told you, I don't eat dog." -Jimmy
"Now now now, it was just a little racially divisive joke to celebrate our difference." -Walter

Written by Bill Freiberger, Directed by John Logue

Starring Eddie Murphy, Loretta Devine, James Black, Michael Paul Chan, Cassi Davis, Ja'net DuBois, Jenifer Lewis, Cheryl Francis Harrington, Shawn Michael Howard, Michele Morgan, Kevin Michael Richardson, Crystal Scales, Pepe Serna, Marc Wilmore, Mark Moseley.