Quotes from U Go Kart
"Hey, it's my little junkies! Y'all ready to go score some junk?" -Thurgood
"Yeah. I got the rat bat." -Calvin
"And I got the snake rake." -Juicy
"I'm a crack-test dummy." -Smoky
"That's crash-test dummy, dummy." -Thurgood
"But you're my best friend. We're like brothers. We've seen each other's dicks!" -Calvin
"He's going off to military school! They're gonna shave his head, call him maggot, and make him do push-ups in the mud." -Muriel
"Okay, okay, I took the go-cart. But only to hell and back." -Haiti Lady (Garcelle)
"Man, grownups! Promise me we'll never get old." -Calvin
"Well, the statistics are in our favor." -Juicy
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