Quotes from House Potty
"Look at that porcelain goddess. Heaven must be missing a toilet." -Thurgood
"Muriel, think of all the free time I'll have if we get this thing! I'll finally be able to finish grad school." -Thurgood
"Thurgood, that's grade school." -Muriel
Well, either way, I'm gonna be whoopin' some dodgeball ass!" -Thurgood
"You wanna get into college? You better take up a sport. Didn't you learn nothin' from watchin' 'Hoop Dreams?'" -Thurgood
"Just one more question. How far up your ass do you want my boot?" -Bebe
"It's your attitude, not your aptitude, that determines your altitude." -Muriel
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