Quotes from Journal Fever
"I'm here to spew my hate." -Mrs. Avery
"You know, LaSagna had dectuplets, but you don't see her on Time Magazine with her teeth all fixed." -HUD Lady
"Congratulations. What are their names?" -Muriel
"There's Rwanda, Dorito, Rolex, Nuetragena, Te-Flon, DKNY, Lexus, Dyslexus, Dentyne and Absorbene Jr." -HUD Lady
"Let's tell them they can take their flu shots and shove 'em up their Arsenios!" -Thurgood
"Yeah! Just leave me my Medicare, Medicaid, Food Stamps and Social Security and I'll be fine with no help from nobody!" -Mrs. Avery
"What are you boys doin'?" -Mrs. Hudson
"Making snow victims, Mrs. Hudson." -Calvin
"Look, Mama! I'm a statistic." -Juicy
"Uh oh, I am in deep Shaquille!" -Thurgood
"Well well well, if it isn't Thurgood-for-nothing." -Bebe
"Journal... must... get... Muriel... Journal.... Don't... think... can... make... it.... Why... me... sound... like... Tonto?" -Thurgood
"Wait. I'm not out of the Tiger Woods yet." -Thurgood
"I luve yuu too, Goody." -Muriel
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