Quotes from Parole Officer and a Gentleman

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Thurgood: "I have a Dreamsicle!"

Jimmy: "Dentists are whack. You notice whenever a black tooth moves into the neighborhood they yank it right out?"

Thurgood: "Wow, look at them Pearl Bailey whites."

Thurgood: "What? Mandatory urine test? Hah! You have got to be telling me a joke."
Walter: "No, sir, I'm always serious about pee pee. Now aim for the cup."

Walter: "Now drop 'em and give me 20 milliliters."

Thurgood: "Oh, if I spend another day in this damn house I'll go crazy. I'm so bored I could read."

Walter: "I guess I was being too harsh on you during your parole. And maybe I went a little too far with that plunger."

Walter: "Oh, Thurgood, let's never kill eachother again."

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