Quotes from Smokey the Squatter
Thurgood: You always have had a soft spot for dumb helpless losers. Honestly, woman, sometimes I wonder how we even wound up together.
Thurgood: Hang on, Smokey, Smokey, hang on!
Smokey: Can you read my mind? Do you know what it is I'm thinking of?
Thurgood: Smokey, you okay?
Smokey: I can't feel my legs. Yeah, I'm fine.
Thurgood: Aww, I knew learnin' to read would come back to haunt me.
Thurgood: You took advantage of me, you manipulated the tenants and you totally abused the situation.
Smokey: Helloooo, crack addict here.
Smokey: Boy, crack really messed me up, Super.
Thurgood: Well... oh yeah, crack tore your ass up, I ain't gonna lie.
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