Quotes from Let's Get Ready to Crumble


Thurgood: "What are you boys doing?"
Juicy: "Wrestling."
Thurgood: "Is that what you call that half-Nelson Mandela crap?"

Policeman: "I'll give him the Heimlich."
Fireman: "You mean I'll give him the Heimlich. I'm a trained paramedic."
Policeman: "Yeah, and I'm a cop. I think I know a little about choking young black men, okay?"

Mrs. Avery: "Disgraceful! Don't you filthy people know not to dump your fat kids in the sewer? It goes right into the ocean."

Deke van Owen: "I give you the Nell Carter big astrodome!"

Walter: "Okay, wrestling fans, let's bring on the pain!"

Mrs. Avery: "I hate all of you, but I'm afraid of dying alone."


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