Quotes from Scarthroat
Thurgood: What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of New Year's?
Jimmy: Black-eyed peas and collard greens!
Calvin: Champagne.
Bebe: Dick Clark, big ball!
Thurgood: No, no, no. The beach!
Everyone: Hmmm?
Thurgood: C'mon, people, think logically. What do we do every New Year? We drink. And what happens after we drink? We throw up. And how do we throw up? In waves. And where do we find waves? The beach.
Jimmy: He's got a point.
Muriel: I'll make the food.
Bebe: And I'll give the food flavor.
Haiti Lady: I could make it just like Haiti. There'll be swaying palm trees, white sand and pools of Cholera.
Muriel: Just put the friggin' sprinkles on the friggin' cookies you friggin' freak!
Sanchez: I still need something to do.
Thurgood: If it's gonna stop you from spouting off at the neck, fine.
Haiti lady: Oh, great, now what do we do, huh?
Juicy: We wait a respectable time and then we start eating each other.
Sanchez: Wasn't that a glorious breakfast?
Jimmy: Yeah, nothing sticks to the ribs like two raisins.
Bebe: The only reason any of us was nice to you tonight was because we was tired of eating like astronauts.
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