Quotes from Smoke Gets in Your High-Rise
Thurgood: When life gives you lemons, you grill burgers on the hood of one.
Thurgood: Operation Dessert Storm is a go!
Thurgood: Give it up for the man with the good humor, the Eskimo pied piper, known to his wife as Mr. Softee, every woman's dreamsicle... it's not the heat, it's the humiliation.
Thurgood: That's Darryl's last Strawberry!
Thurgood: Just as AC drove OJ away from the heat, the AC will drive the heat away from us.
Juicy: Cigarettes aren't sexy. Your mom's sexy.
Coolio: Now go ahead and puff... daddy.
Thurgood: It is like a party in my lungs!
Muriel: Thurgood, if you want to turn your lungs black...
Thurgood: That's it, Muriel, I'm just keepin' it real on the inside.
Thurgood: Smokers have rights too, y'know. We should do a million a smoker march... a short march... not uphill.
Calvin: Are you gonna quit or do we have to get NYPD on your behind?
Thurgood: The one thing you can say about Thurgood Stubbs is, he's not a quitter.
Thurgood: Just in the nicotine of time.
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